dontbelieveinbeatles:

I love when my boyfriend writes love songs for me 40 years before I was even born

jennehbear:

i’m forever stuck between wanting to discover loads of new music and wanting to listen to the same 4 albums over and over again

dramaddict:

one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas

lamepizza:

So today at work this really old man came into the store and asked for “booties” and I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY LIKE WHAT so I was like “um we’re not that kind of store” and when left I realized he meant booties AS IN LITTLE BOOTS YOU PUT ON A BABY IM GONNA CRY

therecklessandtherian:

have you ever stopped taking notice of a band for a while and then one day you decide to listen to them again and all your feelings cOME FLOODING BACK AND IT FEELS LLIKE TYOU’VE BEEN HIT BY A TRUCK OF EMOTIONS

making people laugh is literally the best feeling ever

paging-doctorfaggot:

analmermaidprincess:                                                           .

babyferaligator:                 ,                              

hey man u missed a spot                      ,

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THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY                                                  ,